mama's got shortnin'

oh cal. i thought it was so nice that you were playing so quietly while i sent a quick email. for future reference, shortening does not equal lotion. but i'm sure baby appreciated the attempt to give her a deep moisturizing facial. 

i'm so glad i caught you later this afternoon just as you were putting the first glob of mama's lipstick on. right in the knick of time. heaven help me.